Welcome to the Hillbilly Hercules Gift Shop

Take your time, and look around. Feel free to take anything you fancy. Just remember: You break it, You buy it.

Listen Up!

Amuse yourself and annoy your neighbors with these sound files, carefully selected from the film, tailored to meet your every system need. Finely crafted by International Experts, these sounds retain their European flavor in a comfortable 8 bit 11k. milieu.

Preserved as luxurious aiff files, these sounds may well change the way you compute. Bon apetite!


"Hell Yeah!"

"The Gods have forsaken me..."

"Now I have the Strength of Hercules!"

"Hercules!"

"I am Hillbilly Hercules, and I do not understand your ways..."

"If you were a man, I'd punch you..."

"I'm a god!"

"Yes, my friend!"

Attenzione!

Direct from our latest Starving Artists sale at the Airport Mariott, we are offering for a limited time only, free downloads of some of the bitchin'-est computer generated graphics ever created for a 4 minute film about Hillbilly Hercules. Notice the craftsmanship, the elegance and sensuousness of the brushstrokes. Picture files at Rock-Bottom prices...Download yours today!





Hang this Hillbilly Hercules 2 video box poster next to your Kurt, Jerry, and Jimi posters to complete your Wall Of Gods! Click on the icon to get a better look at this 176k. image, or don't. Whichever you prefer.
















What better way to scare the pants off that special someone, than hanging a picture of this freak directly within their line of sight! Stunningly captured during the L.A. riots, this still from the Hillbilly Hercules 2, The Director's Cut, is guaranteed to put anyone in The Mood. Click on the icon to get a better look at this 148k. image, or don't. Whichever you prefer.





Own Your Own

Enough pussyfooting around. You want Hillbilly Hercules and you want it now! And you want to know how to get it, and fast, brother! First you have to send us money. Send $10.00 in a check or money order (please, no cash) made out to:

Robert Womack
406 Stilz Avenue #2
Louisville, KY 40206

Please add $3.00 for shipping and handling, and we'll get them out as fast as we get your orders in. And if you think ten bucks is too much, keep in mind that there are a lot of videos out there that are longer and cheaper, but ours is good.

Disclaimer

We here at Aztec Monkey Multimedia realize your time is valuable. That's why we made the movie short. We don't want to take up any more than 4 minutes of your time. We are your friends. Remember that.

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