Talk to us Baby!
You have seen the masterful blending of
two seemingly dichotomous subjects
- the Ancient God and the Redneck.
"I must learn more," you say breathlessly.
"I must hyperlink to sites of relative interest!"
AZTEC MONKEY MULTIMEDIA is a full service multimedia pitstop. We do film, video, interactive multimedia, web page design, sound production, music composing, and print work (Multimedia meaning more than one medium). You can reach everyone listed below at aztecmm@dti.net, unless otherwise marked.
Here's a little bit about who we are and what the hell we think we're doing:
Born in Wisconsin and raised by College Professors in the wilds of Kentucky,
Mr. Wilhelm is an accomplished art director, artist, and idiot savant. He's not too bright,
but he can lift heavy things and draw pretty pictures. His turn ons include birdies, pretty flowers, long romantic walks,
and sitting alone in the dark. His turn offs are people that are uncool, wiseguys that come nosing
around asking too many questions, and smokers.Here's what he has to say for himself: "I just want you all to know that I appreciate all those cards and letters you sent me. Without you, there wouldn't be a me. Let's eat!"
Mr. Womack hails from a long line of crackers; his family has been in Kentucky and Tennessee for nigh about 350 years this August 3. Although imposing and sinister in his appearance, he is actually a sissy lashing out in fear and frustration. He currently resides in Louisville, KY, languidly mulling over his background in film, music, and education. His turn ons include lurking in the shadows, throwing fear into the hearts of men, and romantic dinners for two. His turn offs include people who should know better, Lou Diamond Philips, and smokers.Here's what he has to say for himself: "Don't say no to drugs. Say no thank you. There's absolutely no excuse for rude children."
As a kid, Kusich was nothing but trouble. He boozed and gambled his way through his youth,
caring not for those in need, reveling in his life of privilege and comfort.
One day he resolved to go to the light and live the truth, casting off his legacy of shame and debauchery in preference for a clean concience in the service of HIM.
His clean-cut appearance belies a profoundly disheveled mind, the breeding ground for borderline criminality and sometimes inspired cooking. His turn-ons include pumping gas, airport bars, knocking off convenience stores, digging for clams, and relaxing stays at Our Lady Of Peace. His turn-offs are Egyptian mummies, break-dancing, and smoking. His is currently reconstructing the world of the super-mysterious Druids (as he imagines it might have been) in miniature in his basement.
Here's what he has to say for himself: "If you'll excuse me, I've gotta go see a man about a dog."
Mr. Christe can be found in Brooklyn, NY, where he continues his work as a specialist. For money,
he is a regular contributing writer to Alternative Music Press, and Hotwired among others. He is
also an experienced CD-ROM game tester and accomplished musician. You can reach this engaging,
yet mysterious cypher at ianc@dti.net.