America's favorite redneck deity is back, and this time he's looking for action in the Big Apple! Watch as the mighty Titan battles the evil magician Excelsior! Tremble as the enchanting seductress Grace threatens to lead the fertile Hercules away from Mt. Olympus forever! Thrill as the fearless Man/God struggles to free his sister Athena, and regain his status as the Mightiest Mortal in Manhattan!

Avoid the lines, and be the first kid on your block to download Hillbilly Hercules II " in exciting living color (starring European super-sensation Felipo Mangiamo in his American debut)!

Choose from one of the several formats we have to offer that best suits your lifestyle! The film was digitized on a PowerMac and compressed as a 160x120 Quicktime movie with Cinepak compression. We then cut it into roughly 30 second bits.

We plan to offer it as a MPEG in it's entirety (approx. running time: 4 min.) for people with way too much time on their hands, so stay tuned.

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.1)- Mighty Hercules materializes in Central Park and strides to view his new domain! (3 Mb.)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.2)- Hercules is reunited with the dynamic Athena, goddess of gymnastics! (1.9 Mb.)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.3)- The evil magician Excelsior kidnaps Athena, and Hercules braves rush hour traffic to come to her rescue! (2.7 Mb.)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.4)- Hercules recalls how Athena implored him to return to Mt. Olympus, while Excelsior demonstrates the potency of his potion! (2.9 Mb.)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.5)- Hercules rescues the Enchanting Grace from certain destruction! (2.9 Mb)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.6)- Hercules resolves to rescue his sister, and wins Grace as his Ladylove! (3.5 Mb)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.7)- Hercules and Excelsior meet in a final confrontation! (2.6 Mb.)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2 (Pt.8)- Hercules thwarts a dangerous scofflaw and races off to new adventures! (2.7 Mb)

• Hillbilly Hercules 2- If you've got the time, we've got the goods, the whole enchilada for you...HH2 in it's entirety! It's 18.8 Mb. so be sure you're sure.

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